WHAT'S IN THE ATTIC?

We have something in our attic,
We know not what it is,
It makes some funny noises,
And creeps me out -

I wish we knew what the little varmit was
and what it thinks we might have to share.
There is no food or bedding for it up there.

I think it's kind of smart as it becomes quiet as can be
When Ted walks in to listen and maybe see.

SO...I know not what this critter
Thinks we have for it up there,
We have no bed for it to use,
Nor even a chair.