California Trip - Part I

I had a great trip to California this week-end.  I can't decide rather to tell you about the twins and the incredible Anniversary party I went to for one of the Google Owners or the plane ride home.    Think the plane ride home wins.

We had a VERY funny Crew.   Mark might want to be a Steward on Southwest.   He'd fit right in only he might have to clean his act up a bit.

They were giving us instructions and when they came to the part about how to get the vest on they said "If you have any trouble ask one of the screeming Steawardesses"    All kinds of little "funny"  things.   When she brought our peanuts and pretzels she said, "Steak or eggs?"   

One of the passengers in the rear was kind of noisy and we all figured he was either drinking or on something stronger.   Well, about 30 minutes out of Phoenix we hit a small (thank God) air pocket and the plane dropped a little.   Scared the beejeevies out of me and that guy made a noise that was kind of scary.  Even the pilot took no time to tell everyone to PLEASE TAKE THEIR SEATS AND FASTEN THE SEAT BELTS.    Some turned around to see what was going on  in back but it quieted down and we were all fine.

After we landed this guy gets on his cell phone and calls his wife and asks her if their baby has been born yet.  Then he yells, "NO BABY YET"   "EVERYONE SAY HELLO TO JANE"     The whole plane yelled "HELLO JANE".

Then he proceeds to sing ALL of the song for Gilligan's Island.   Everyone was laughing and after that he tried to get everyone to sing Kum by yah and people booed him.    It kept everyone entertained while all the ninnies that carry their luggage on board get it from the overhead and we could finally get off.

Good to be home.

Tomorrow I'll have Part II